Fire Michel Therrien.
Hire Pat Quinn.
Trust me. He's, like, great with young players.
Alright, alright. Please. There, I said it. Now make the move. For the sake of my fantasy hockey team. I've got Sidney Crosby. Yeah, I know, I'd much rather have Ovechkin, too, but what the hell can you do? Anyway, four points from #87 in the last nine games just isn't going to cut it.
Thanks a lot.