January 05, 2009

Dear Pittsburgh Penguins,

Fire Michel Therrien.

Hire Pat Quinn. 

Trust me. He's, like, great with young players.

Alright, alright. Please. There, I said it. Now make the move. For the sake of my fantasy hockey team. I've got Sidney Crosby. Yeah, I know, I'd much rather have Ovechkin, too, but what the hell can you do? Anyway, four points from #87 in the last nine games just isn't going to cut it.

And please tell Cindy, err, Sidney to never fight, or whatever the fuck that was, again.

Thanks a lot.

Cheers,
eyebleaf

19 comments:

showcase29 said...

as pussy as Sidney was... it was NOTHING compared to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRCpN4OMpM

eyebleaf said...

After the "fight" Staal looked at Semin and said:

"HOW CAN YOU SLAP!!???!!??!!!??"

twentyfifthhour said...

You go

Lori said...

You want to fire my hockey dad? Will Pat Quinn treat me right?

woodpeck said...

Therrien was so out-coached last stanley cup finals it was amazing they offered him an extension during the off-season! it was obvious then that he had lost the team and Sid the Kid was the acting coach. time to get a real "voice" behind the bench. Quinn would be a FANTASTIC fit! you are bang on with that one!
ps: sundin plays wedz in edmonton! :)

On The Fence Sports said...

I'm backing you on this one!

On The Fence Sports

eyebleaf said...

Lori, darling, your well being is high atop my list of priorities. Trust me, Quinn will treat you well. I know him well.

Woodpeck, the Pens have some vets and some kids, that's why I think Quinn would work there. And, yes, Wednesday! I can't wait.

On The Fence, it's about time you threw some support my way!

eyebleaf said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiwXb26mloQ

Lori said...

Woodpeck, to say he was simply out coached in the SCF is a bit of a stretch when some of his star players were 21, 20, and 19 years old.

Ian H. said...

I also feel your pain, as I have Sid on my fantasy team as well. I've debated trading him these past few weeks. At least he logged 21 PIM and got me 8 points!

eyebleaf said...

I've got to side with Lori on this one. The Wings were in a class of their own last night. Like all great players and teams, you've got to learn how to lose before you can win, and that's what Pittsy went through last year. This year? The wheels have fallen off.

And, Ian, I put Sidney on the block as well. Mine's a keeper league, so I'm loathe to trade him. I'm trying to see what the market is like. It's a recession, after all.

Loser Domi said...

the pic linked under Cindy looks more like a bukkake pic than crying. Just sayin'...

eyebleaf said...

LD you're so raunchy.

And I dig that about you!

Loser Domi said...

Aw shucks, dollface, don't mention it

it's just those "tears" are way too opaque to be mere tears

eyebleaf said...

I am a dollface.

And, you may be right, but I don't want to think any more about Crosby and bukkakes. Please.

Loser Domi said...

and the quivering lip just adds to the effect

eyebleaf said...

Stop it!

In related news, I think I'm going to make these letters to random teams and players more of a feature around here.

woodpeck said...

EYE can't wait! bring on dem letters!
Lori, Therrien failed to adapt in the finals last year and didn't appear to me to have the ear of his team IMHO.

On The Fence Sports said...

The comment about ぢっかけ (Bukkake in Japanese) was one of the funniest things I've read on any blog.

On The Fence Sports