May 24, 2010
Stealing Home: They're real, and they're spectacular
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5/24/2010
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Tags: globe sports, holy shit department, kansas city royals, stealing home, TBRTOAL, The globe and mail
August 11, 2009
Adios Alex!!1

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Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf)
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8/11/2009
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Tags: Alex Rios, beeston, chicago white sox, Drunk Jays Fans, financial flexibility, global financial crisis yo, holy shit department, J.P. Ricciardi, jason bay, the mockingbird, Toronto Blue Jays
July 08, 2009
Fly away ...

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Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf)
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7/08/2009
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Tags: BJ Ryan, damn all the sundin haters, holy shit department, it's so hard to say goodbye, J.P. Ricciardi, Jeff Blair, Roy Halladay, Toronto Blue Jays
June 19, 2009
Home Hardware

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6/19/2009
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Tags: chad barrett, concacaf, Dwayne De Rosario, footy, holy shit department, home hardware, plan the parade, sporting madness, TFC, Toronto FC, trophy please
April 29, 2009
The Paul Maurice Effect

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Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf)
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4/29/2009
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Tags: Boston Bruins, Carolina Hurricanes, eric staal, hate the habs, holy shit department, Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils, Paul Maurice, PLAYOFFS, Toronto Maple Leafs, vancouver olympics
October 02, 2008
Full House
No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Those are real, actual people who filled Tropicana Field down in St. Petersburg this afternoon, to watch their beloved Tampa Bay Devil Rays defeat the Chicago White Sox 6-4 in game one of their American League Divisional Series.
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10/02/2008
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Tags: al east, chicago white sox, holy shit department, tampa bay DEVIL rays, tropicana field
September 21, 2008
Hell Has Officially Frozen Over

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays are going to the playoffs. Unbelievable. I am speechless. I am without speech.
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9/21/2008
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Tags: holy shit department, I miss the god damn playoffs, tampa bay DEVIL rays
June 20, 2008
Bouncing Off The Walls
What a day it has been, and it’s only 4:00 pm! For my beloved Toronto Maple Leafs, tonight is the dawning of a new era. Perhaps the post-Mats Sundin era. For my beloved Toronto Blue Jays, what was once old is brand new again.
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6/20/2008
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Tags: cito gaston, ernie whitt, holy shit department, jamal mayers, John Gibbons, Mats Sundin, Montreal Canadiens, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs
May 12, 2008
Wanted: Video Goal-Judge
Do you live in the Halifax area? Are you looking for a part-time job? If you answered yes to both questions, the 2008 IIHF World Hockey Championship might be the place for you. The tournament is looking for a new video goal-judge because, well, just check this out:
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that after the video review, the "goal" still counted. It's pretty clear to any douchebag out there that the puck went through the side of the net. I smell an anti-USA conspiracy because, well, wow.
And don't ask about the music being played in the clip. It's weird as hell, I know, but I must say it does work well with my conspiracy theory.
Finland ended up winning the game 3-to-2. Team USA head coach John Tortorella was, umm, peeved after the game. Can you blame him?
Imagine if something like this happened to Team Canada. There would be riots and violence in the streets. A blunder of this magnitude should not be happening at a major tournament being held in Canada. It's pretty ridiculous.
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5/12/2008
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Tags: Finland, holy shit department, IIHF World Hockey Championship, John Tortorella, USA
April 20, 2008
Bye Bye Big Hurt
This just in from the Holy Shit Department: Frank Thomas has been released. After benching him yesterday afternoon, the Jays handed The Big Hurt is walking papers this morning. Colour me surprised. And perplexed.
I was going to write about Thomas' benching last night. I even had a title - "Trouble Brewin" - ready to go, in honour of the cancer that Frank was about to become in the Toronto clubhouse. It didn't happen and I woke up this morning, headed over to TSN.ca, and there it was. I guess the Jays had to act fast in order to keep the infection known as the Frank the Tank from spreading.
Thomas' release is all about $$$$$. When he signed his two-year, $18 million deal with Toronto in 2006, it included a $10 million option for 2009 based on plate appearances. Frank was healthy last season and healthy so far this season, and was inching ever so slowly to locking up that $10 million. Heading into game one of the season, he needed only 376 appearances in the batters box to do so.
The Jays will argue that the release is about production, not dollars. They have a point, although I'm not sure it's enough to convince me. Thomas is a notoriously slow starter. He was atrocious last year in April and May, and was up to his same old tricks to start this season. In 16 games, and 60 at-bats, Thomas was batting .167 with three home runs and 11 runs batted in. Eight of those ribbies came in the home-opening series against the Red Sox, when the Jays swept Boston out of town, large in part to Thomas. Other than that series, he's been a non-factor.
Thomas will be 40 years old on May 27. There have been rumours about his decline being permanent and age-induced. His bat speed has simply slowed down, and it's not coming back.
Thomas was livid after yesterday's benching. I can't really blame him.
"They told me that I'm not playing. Gibby told me that he can't guarantee that I'll be in the lineup."
"They do that after 16 games, after 60 at-bats. That's bullshit. We all know what's behind this. What else could be behind this but the money?"
"What the fuck is that, with my track record, they know what I can do. I tried to be the nice guy, the gentleman. I've kept my mouth shut."
"But I know I can hit. One good week and I'd be back on top. I know I haven't hit the ball that well but I'm not the only fucking player. Look at (Gary) Sheffield with Detroit, (David) Ortiz with Boston. I know I can hit, that I can get on fire."
"But I didn't expect this at all. This is a shocker. It's terrible. Don't tell me I can't help this team win. If they don't want me here, then why not just cut me and then they wouldn't have to worry about the $10 million next year?"
Clearly Thomas was pissed. And clearly Thomas can predict the future. His tenure in a Jays jersey is over.
This is a tough one for me to swallow. I think Thomas makes a good point about Sheffield, Ortiz and Jim Thome. He's certainly not the only designated hitter stinking up the joint. I thought Hurt was going to be a big part of a Blue Jays playoff push this season. Not anymore. It looks like Matt Stairs, who is batting a very tidy .333, will take over the DH duties, along with Rod Barajas. And it's assumed that Adam Lind will get the call from Syracuse. Lind has been ripping it up in AAA but if he comes back up to the big club and swings at everything, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm sure this was a tough decision for the Jays brass. At least I hope it was. Tough decisions are easy to look back on. Like, say, picking Shannon Stewart over Reed Johnson. Stewart's batting .235 with only one extra base hit and four runs batted in. Johnson, on the other hand, is enjoying his new surroundings in Chicago, batting .349 with seven runs batted in. At the end of the season if the Jays haven't received 20-plus home runs and 90 RsBI from the DH position, I think this move will have been a mistake. It's cut and dry for me.
There is definitely a sense of urgency when it comes to the 2008 Blue Jays, another reason why Thomas is a goner. They couldn't afford to wait for him to heat up, and that's why he's no longer part of the team. With a record of 9-9 after 18 games, the Jays know they can't fall too far behind in the standings. The Red Sox are already beginning to heat up, 8-and-2 in their last 10, and in first place in the AL East with a 12-7 record.
As you can see, I'm conflicted about Thomas' release. I understand why it was done, but don't agree with it 100% either. What if Scott Rolen gets injured again? What if Stairs can't keep up his pace? What if Lind can't get the job done? These are the questions that haunt me. At the end of the day, the Jays chose to eliminate 26 home runs and 97 runs batted in from their lineup.
And I'm not sure I agree with how they went about it, either. Thomas is a sure-fire Hall of Famer, after all. Does that entitle him to more respect than another player? I'm not sure. That's a tough one. But Thomas is among elite company. He's one of only four players in baseball history to hit for an average of at least .300, swat 500 home runs, score 1,500 RsBI, 1,000 runs, and tally 1,500 walks. The other three? Mel Ott, Babe Ruth, and Ted Williams. Elite company, indeed.
No doubt Thomas is going to have a lot to say about his release. And it isn't going to be pretty. It should be interesting to see how it all shakes down today and in the coming days. It's a shame it had to come to this. But I wish him well. Thank you, Frank Thomas. Good luck to you, mate.
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4/20/2008
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Tags: $$$$$$, Adam Lind, Frank Thomas, holy shit department, matt stairs, Scott Rolen, Shannon Stewart, Toronto Blue Jays