Another reason to hate Jonathan Papelbon. As if you needed another one.
It's blatantly obvious that he's a six-year-old in a 27-year-old's body.
Now, there's no doubting Papelbon can pitch. It pains me to say it, but he's one of the best closers in baseball, as Jeff Blair so poignantly informs us.
And don't get me wrong, I hate Craig Sager's suits as much as the next guy, but why does Papelbon have to be such a jackass?
*Hat tip to Stoeten, he of Drunk Jays Fans and TheScore.com fame, for the video.