December 31, 2009
Doughty Dreams
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/31/2009 8 comments
Tags: consistently inconsistent, doughty, good riddance, goodbye vesa, i need a drink, i'm scared, luke schenn, obsessed with SV%, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vesa Toskala, vesa toskala should never play again
December 29, 2009
Deep Thoughts: 5:00 am
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/29/2009 15 comments
Tags: deep thoughts, fantasy hockey fail, getting old, god bless america, i believe in vernon wells, plekanec is garbage, reading is good, thank you, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, Tuukka Rask
December 28, 2009
Toronto's Top 10
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/28/2009 18 comments
Tags: carlos delgado, Danny Dichio, Kobe Bryant, memory lane, SUNDIN FOR LIFE, TFC, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, vince carter, you'll appreciate Doc when you get older
December 26, 2009
Something to look forward to ...
"The future is a convenient place for dreams."- Anatole France
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/26/2009 9 comments
Tags: kadri111 (exclamations not allowed), nazem kadri, team canada, the future is bright, Toronto Maple Leafs, unbridled optimism, World Junior Tournament
December 25, 2009
Ball Four
"I am, of course, an optimist. Each year I'm certain I'm going to be great again. Every winter I get a questionnaire from Sport magazine on picking the pennant races and I always pick myself as Comeback of the Year. Each year I believe it. Each winter I pay a college kid $5 three nights a week to catch me in a gym. Each year I'm certain."And here I go again. I'm more positive than ever. My arm feels great. I've made the ballclub. I'm starting to throw like I used to throw, and I'm thinking I'll be a reliever for a while and then I'll do well in long relief and get a spot start now and then. Then I'll complete a ballgame and along around June they're going to stick me into the rotation and I'm going to wind up winning a flock of games, just like I did when I first came up to the Yankees. I see the team doing real well and I see me as one of the keys to our success. I see myself as one of the reasons we might finish third or fourth, I see myself as a goddam hero. That's what an optimist is, isn't it? A goddam hero."
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/25/2009 9 comments
Tags: ball four, christmas, happy birthday jesus, hope is hard work, jim bouton, reading is good, unbridled optimism
December 23, 2009
Olympic Rosterbation*
- I don't know about you, but I absolutely adore watching Dany Heatley score goal after goal after goal after goal for the San Jose Sharks. And, yes, it's got everything to do with the fact that Ottawa Senators fans despise him.
- Patrick Marleau has never played less than 74 games in one season. He's had a remarkably durable career.
- I hope Rick Nash regrets signing his extension with Columbus. He should have been a Toronto Maple Leaf.
- Joe Thornton, Sidney Crosby and Jarome Iginla are about as automatic as it gets.
- The Anaheim Ducks drafted Ryan Getzlaf 19th overall in 2003, and Corey Perry 28th overall that same year. They don't get enough credit for it.
- Thanks to his immaculate resume, Brad Richards wins over Mike Richards. Plus, the less Philadelphia Flyers the better.
- Brenden Morrow, Mike Fisher and Nathan Horton make up my dream checking line. Morrow is Canadian ice hockey, personified. As ridiculous as that sounds. He can do it all. I've admitted it before: I've always had a slight man-crush on Mike Fisher. I love his speed. He's one Ottawa Senator I've always fantasized becoming a Toronto Maple Leaf. As for Nathan Horton, at 24, I think he's finally coming into his own. It's a bit of a sentimental pick, as I've always liked his game. I think he takes the torch from a guy like Shane Doan and does it justice.
- Apologies go out to: Vincent Lecavalier, Jeff Carter, Mike Richards, Martin St. Louis, Steve Stamkos, Patrice Bergeron, and Jonathan Toews. Even a guy like Stephen Weiss. There simply isn't enough room. There never is. Although any of those guys could have been the 13th forward, I went with Staal because playing for Carolina and Paul Maurice, he's got to be hungry. And, to be honest, I thought he punched his ticket to Vancouver with his performance in last year's playoffs. Lecavalier doesn't look hungry enough; St. Louis I'd have given more time to if the tournament was on international ice; and Stamkos is part of Canada's next crop.
- Dustin Penner? Never crossed my mind. He shouldn't have crossed yours, either.
- I don't spend time worrying about guys playing outside of their natural position. These are the best hockey players in the world. I'm sure they'll manage.
- On defence, Scott Niedermayer is a winner. Period. He makes it on merit. And while no hockey fan actually likes Chris Pronger, most of us realize he's a tough son-of-a-bitch who is difficult to play against. He's Canadian. We'll use him.
- It seems Jay Bouwmeester has quietly turned into a better defenceman than Dion Phaneuf, and something about a pairing of Bouwmeester and Shea Weber scratches me right where I itch. Want to know how tough Weber is to play against? Ask Ryan Kesler.
- I know, plus/minus is a flawed statistic, but over the past two and a half seasons, Duncan Keith is a +75. Flawed or not, that's impressive. He spends more time on the ice shorthanded than any of his Chicago Blackhawks teammates, and he puts up points. He's a lock.
- Is it a stretch to say that Dan Boyle has spent his entire career underrated?
- For the extra blueliner, I wanted to take Drew Doughty. I really did. I love Doughty. But I couldn't ignore Mike Green's numbers. As a Leafs fan, when Toronto and Washington hook up, I can't help but notice Green on the ice.
- Goalies. This one was easy. Until Marty Brodeur bloody retires, he's the man in goal for Canada. And until Roberto Luongo wins a Stanley Cup, he's the Mike Modano of the crease; no respect. As for MAF, it's time the guy got some credit. He's a back-to-back Stanley Cup finalist, and a Cup winner. A career .907 save percentage doesn't exactly get me all hot and bothered, but he's young, improving, and, most importantly, a winner. In a toss-up with Steve Mason, it's got to be Fleury.
- As for who should wear the captain's "C," my choice is: nobody. This tournament is all about checking egos at the door, and doing what's asked of you. Whether that's playing 10 minutes a game on the fourth line, or sitting while Mike Babcock runs five defenceman in the third period, it doesn't matter. This team is stocked with talent, and stocked with captains. They're all leaders. Three alternates: Scott Niedermayer, Jarome Iginla, and Sidney Crosby.
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/23/2009 11 comments
Tags: best team ever, do you believe?, golden, i can't tag all the bloody players i've named, i like happy endings, serious rosterbation, team canada, Toronto Maple Leafs, winter olympics
December 22, 2009
Brandon League a Mariner? Yep, League's a Mariner
Chavez, from Tumero, Venezuela, had a very successful year in Lansing this season putting up a .283 AVG, .346 OBP, .474 SLG. As an international free agent, he was signed to a $2 million contract in 2006.
Plus fastball, inconsistent curve, minus minus command. Has potential, still needs a lot of work. A.J. Burnett upside. But in terms of development, he's basically a Triple-A starter. Very raw.
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/22/2009 27 comments
Tags: anthopoulos, brandon league, brandon morrow, don't trade him, ghostrunner on first, Lyle Overbay, Seattle Mariners, the cito effect, Toronto Blue Jays, travis snider is the truth, uss mariner, wallace
December 21, 2009
Our Moment
...the debate about the best pitcher in baseball these past eight years is over. It's Roy Halladay, friends. And hardly anybody else is even close. When Halladay has started a game since 2002, the Blue Jays have gone 149-89. That's a .654 winning percentage. In other words, when he's had the ball, they've played like a 106-win team. And just so you can put that in perspective, we've seen exactly eight teams with a winning percentage that high in the past 50 years. Eight.
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/21/2009 9 comments
Tags: chicago white sox, greatest blue jay of all time, it's so hard to say goodbye, jayson stark, Roy Halladay, thank you, Toronto Blue Jays, trading doc, you'll appreciate Doc when you get older
December 20, 2009
Monster
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/20/2009 4 comments
Tags: best save ever, goodbye vesa, gustavsson, the miracle of goaltending, the monster, Toronto Maple Leafs, vesa toskala should never play again
December 17, 2009
Life Goes On ...
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost
"There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction."- Winston Churchill
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/17/2009 20 comments
Tags: change is good, d'Arnaud, drabek, evil empires, it's so hard to say goodbye, Memories, philadelphia phillies, Roy Halladay, Shaun Marcum, the AL East is fucked, Toronto Blue Jays, wallace
December 16, 2009
Phoenix
"I take [criticism] and use it as fuel. I'll be back."
"[Toronto] had the best pitcher in baseball on their payroll for the past eight years -- and never played one postseason game. They were the wrong team in the wrong division in the wrong era. And none of that was Halladay's fault. But his time had come, and his time had gone. He wanted out. He wasn't going to stay. So the Blue Jays had no choice."
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/16/2009 38 comments
Tags: After doc, d'Arnaud, drabek, i believe in vernon wells, I miss the god damn playoffs, it's been 17 years what's another 5 or 10?, Roy Halladay, Toronto Blue Jays, trading doc, Vernon Wells, wallace
December 15, 2009
No Regrets
"... I have no regrets about being here. I'll never look back and wonder."- Roy Halladay
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/15/2009 12 comments
Tags: End Of An Era, gboat, it had to be done, mission: doc, prospect porn, real men cry, Roy Halladay, skydome, Toronto Blue Jays, trading doc, you'll appreciate Doc when you get older
December 14, 2009
Deep Thoughts: Monday
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/14/2009 16 comments
Tags: buck, deep thoughts, gathright, i love you matt stajan, jiri's tlusty, luke schenn, tao of stieb, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, wallin, we'll miss kaberle when he's gone
December 10, 2009
Progress!!!1
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/10/2009 13 comments
Tags: a fine balance, I miss the god damn playoffs, inebriation, Jason Blake, penalty killing is a lost art, Ron Wilson, Toronto Maple Leafs, Vesa Toskala, we shall overcome
December 09, 2009
I Dream in Playoffs
"With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable."- Thomas Fowell Buxton
"Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over."- F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday."- Author Unknown
"There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream."- Author Unknown
"Who gives a fuck?!1?!1?!1"- Alex Rios
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/09/2009 13 comments
Tags: Hope, I miss the god damn playoffs, i need a drink, i'm going down with the ship, Toronto Argos, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto FC, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors, trading doc
December 07, 2009
Tom and Alex
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/07/2009 11 comments
Tags: 4306 games in a row, anthopoulos, cooperstown, i don't want to hate you cito gaston but you leave me no choice, psa, richard griffin, the cito effect, tom cheek, Toronto Blue Jays, winter meetings
December 04, 2009
Contemplation
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/04/2009 7 comments
Tags: buffalo = fail, buffalo bills, deep thoughts, i hate the boston red sox, inebriation, marco scutaro, mickey grabs EH, miss you jp ricciardi, scott norwood, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Maple Leafs
December 03, 2009
146
"The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate."- Douglas Engelbert
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/03/2009 13 comments
Tags: Atlanta Hawks, blaming coaches is easy, fire ron wilson, jay triano, raptors can't rebound and/or play defence (usually both), the cito effect, Toronto Raptors, toronto: where embarrassing happens
December 02, 2009
It's all Mathematics
A logical, clear, and concise explanation of why Canada will be golden in 2010 ...
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/02/2009 4 comments
Tags: craptors, golden, gustavsson, long live canadian television, shaun majumder is a hero, Sidney Crosby, team canada, trading doc, vancouver olympics, why are the raptors pure bitches?
December 01, 2009
Press Row
- All you really need to know is that before puck drop I met LeafspaceMonika. She put her arm around me, and it was a dream come true. I may have told her that I'm in love with her, I don't really remember. The rest of the night really doesn't matter, because I'd already won.
- I hate Ryan Miller.
- The Leafs actually came out strong to start the game. They were the better team in the first half of the first period. It might have been the drugs, but I'm pretty sure Toronto came out flying. If it wasn't for Ryan Miller, it's 2-0 Toronto 10 minutes into the game.
- Fuck Ryan Miller.
- I had to make an actual conscious effort not to cheer while in the press box. It was more difficult than I thought.
- Buffalo came alive to close out the first, but Jonas Gustavsson was there to match Miller. The Monster is great in tight, and moves graciously across the crease. (That's what she said.)
- The highlight of the first period was Wayne Primeau slamming Derek Roy into the boards in the Leafs' zone. I love watching Derek Roy get slammed into the boards.
- As I tweeted in the first period, watching Phil Kessel turned me on. I'm quite certain I was making Jonathan uncomfortable, but the situation was beyond my control.
- The pretzels flow freely up in press row. The pretzels were making me thirsty.
- No sign of Howard Berger. Remember, he's paid to write about the games, not watch them.
- According to my man Jonathan, it was Brian Burke who said the Leafs have to reach out to bloggers. Forget about the team's record, and forget about how they do the rest of the way while he's managing the team; the Brian Burke era has been an unmitigated success.
- The best part about being on press row might be the stats sheet you're handed at the end of each period. Your homework, it's done for you. You know exactly how many minutes too long Jason Blake has been on the ice, and just how poorly the Leafs are doing in the faceoff circle. I certainly appreciated it.
- The Leafs came out strong, again, to start the second period. And I'm quite certain the drugs had worn off by this point.
- Matt Stajan and Phil Kessel botched a 2-on-0 early in the period. Kessel would probably have been better off on his own.
- More Leafs fans need to own Niklas Hagman jerseys. Do you own one? Let me know, so I can give you the props you deserve.
- I hope last night is the last time Ian White and Luke Schenn play together. Awful.
- Seriously, fuck Ryan Miller. He is the truth. He made tremendous saves on the penalty kill against both Hagman and Mikhail Grabovski. Buffalo is lucky to have him.
- I thought Mike Komisarek played a strong game. He kept his shit simple, which is what he wasn't doing prior to his stint on the disabled list.
- Phil Kessel is an underrated passer. Marc Savard didn't make Phil Kessel. Phil Kessel made Marc Savard.
- I could hear Dennis Bayak calling the game on AM 640 from my seat. I found this rather exciting.
- Jason Blake: enter the zone, circle the net, put a useless shot on goal. Rinse. Repeat.
- I'm sorry to say, but the crowds at the Air Canada Centre are nothing short of brutal. I thought about starting a "Go Leafs Go!!!!1" chant, but that type of thing is frowned upon in the press box.
- Did I mention I hate Ryan Miller?
- The Leafs surrendered a goal 20 seconds into the third period. I blame Ron Wilson. Face it: it's convenient, and easy. Fire him. And hire Wayne Gretzky. Don't deny it, it'd be fun.
- Is there any possible way Jason Blake makes the U.S. Olympic team? I'm thinking not, as Wilson probably wants to get away from him for a couple of weeks.
- Carl Gunnarsson didn't return for third period action after suffering a shoulder injury. The irony of Komisarek returning and Gunnarsson getting injured is delicious. We gain one, and lose another. Almost as delicious as the sushi platinum seat holders like Daoust love to eat.
- Ryan Miller is always at the top of his crease. He cuts his angles like nobody's business. I fucking hate Ryan Miller.
- I'm quite certain I saw Luke Schenn on the point on the power play in the third period. I'd like to see more of this. It can only help his development. Also: mad respect for "Luke's Troops." Canadian serviceman and servicewoman deserve all the standing ovations they can get.
- It was a listless third period from the Maple Leafs. Outshooting your opponents with absolutely nothing to show for it, night in and night out, has to take its toll.
- There's no way Lee Stempniak is a Maple Leaf next season after his contract expires.
- The cat-calls on Jonas Gustavsson late in the third period were completely uncalled for. When did Toronto fans become the epitome of douchebaggery? What are we, Boston?
- Lindy Ruff calling a timeout in a 3-0 game with 2:54 left on the clock was straight rude. He purposely did it to prolong our misery for an extra 30 seconds, that bastard.
- Ryan Miller finished with a shutout. The silver lining: I didn't pay a penny to take in the game.
- I'll be honest, when Jonathan took off for a few minutes during the game, I hollered "67!!!!1" a couple of times, at the top of my lungs. Yet no sign of Damien Cox. Clearly, he wasn't on press row, or even in the building.
Posted by Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) at 12/01/2009 27 comments
Tags: Buffalo Sabres, fire ron wilson, gustavsson, jason blake is really getting on my nerves, phil kessel will lead us to the promised land, press box bitches, Ryan Miller, Toronto Maple Leafs