January 08, 2009

Dear Mats Sundin,

It's tough to play in an NHL game after eight and a half months on the sidelines, isn't it? I know, you're used to your regular four month layoff (zing!). 

On a more serious note, it was great to see you again. You looked good. I've got to admit, though, it was a bit strange seeing you in that jersey. It just didn't look right. I'm sure, deep down, it didn't feel right for you either. But we'll both get used to it. Eventually. Together.

I guess Alain Vigneault was really trying to make you feel at home, sticking you between Kyle Wellwood and Mason Raymond. I guess he thinks that since you've played with shitty wingers, save Alex Mogilny, almost your entire career, there's no reason for that to change. Hopefully Vigneault will come to his bloody senses and at least have you lined up with Pavol Demitra on Friday.

All in all, it was an uneventful debut. It's going to take you a few games to find your legs, and your timing. But your new team won, and that's all that matters.

Things are alright here in Toronto, Mats. Don't worry about us. You focus on things in Van-City. I'm sure you're wondering why the hell we traded for Brad May. So am I. I'm beginning to think that May is, in fact, Brian Burke's illegitimate son.

Anyway, take it easy, buddy. I'll see you on February 21st.

Your boy for life,


general borschevsky said...

I'm beginning to think that May is, in fact, Brian Burke's illegitimate son

Haha. It makes you wonder, don't it?

By the way, how was the food at Gretzky's? Could you taste Dougie's blood?

blurr1974 said...

I watched the game last night while jogging on the treadmill. I thought that was the reason I didn't really notice Mats out there. 15 mins of ice time? They're easing him in all right...

good post. glad to see you weren't gushing about something he did, as he didn't do much last night. The oil kept coming at them in the third, but couldn't get past LaHannaBarberra or the 5 d men they had collapsing in front of the net...yawn

Anonymous said...

So... How exactly are we going to get tickets for the game on the 21st? You can make my ticket my birthday present. I love you my brother.

As for playing with Pavol, forget that, I want to here Sundin play with the Sedins, for the sole purpose of hearing Bob Cole try and call that line.