October 16, 2008

The Giambi Stache

Jason Giambi = douchebag. Even his stache was on steroids.




And by steroids, yes, I mean Just For Men. Technically, it was enhancing the performance of his stache. You know what they say: once a steroid using douchebag, always a steroid using douchebag.

6 comments:

Tex said...

My buddies and I each grew a stache for about 6 weeks while studying for the CA bar exam. Try it sometime. It will change your entire perspective on life.

Loser Domi said...

Just had an idea for the banner--what if you just did a photo of your license plate?

Fenway West said...

well we finally found something we can agree on.

eyebleaf said...

@ Tex: Let me just be clear that it's not the stache I'm dissing. It's Giambi. Can't stand the guy. Unless, you know, he becomes a Blue Jay this off-season. We could use his steroid-enhanced left-handed bat, oh yes we could. Then I'd adore him, and his stache.

Perhaps, one day, I will try the stache you speak so fondly of. I'm hesitant, because I think it will make me look like kind of a douche, but you're right, I can't knock what I haven't tried.

@ LD: That's actually a very smart idea, and one that never even crossed my mind. I might have to get the SATC marketing department on it!

eyebleaf said...

@ Fenway: We will always be united in our hatred for the Yankees. At the very least, we'll always have that.

Ian H. said...

Well, at least Giambi quoted Scott Rolen. That was good at least.