October 08, 2008

Papelbon = Douchebag

Another reason to hate Jonathan Papelbon. As if you needed another one.




It's blatantly obvious that he's a six-year-old in a 27-year-old's body.

Now, there's no doubting Papelbon can pitch. It pains me to say it, but he's one of the best closers in baseball, as Jeff Blair so poignantly informs us.

And don't get me wrong, I hate Craig Sager's suits as much as the next guy, but why does Papelbon have to be such a jackass?


*Hat tip to Stoeten, he of Drunk Jays Fans and TheScore.com fame, for the video.

4 comments:

Tex said...

You know what you're getting if you're a sideline reporter at a clinching playoff baseball game. Every time. Baseball players can't hold their load until their win the World Series (like hockey players do for the Cup), so its a champagne bukakke after every round. Sager deserves it...

eyebleaf said...

You're right, Sager deserves it. For the suits, alone. But, still, I loathe Papelbon. He's the definition of douchebag.

Ian H. said...

Champagne bukkake, that's hilarious! And yes, Papelbon IS a giant d-bag, and Sager's suits are horrendous.

Ian H. said...

Speaking of champagne bukkakes, I just came across this great article on ESPN.com talking about how these champagne celebrations in MLB are getting out of hand.