In my change, I'm throwing it in the garbage.
I'd literally be throwing money ... into the garbage.
But it has to be done. Thanks, but no thanks, Royal Canadian Mint.
Go Leafs go.
UPDATE: I've come to my senses. (I'm sure many of you have been waiting for me to write that.) Well, sort of. Any Canadiens loonies that come my way will be donated to charity. Let some good come out of the despicable coins.