March 19, 2009

A Song About the Buffalo Bills

Years and years of losing and heartbreak are really beginning to take their toll on fans of the Buffalo Bills. Check out the following, it's pretty amazing:

Some great lines, eh?

My favourites would have to be:

"Give me a break, it can't happen every week."

"Let's not talk about the early 90s, how every play I see, makes my eyes bleed."

"Lee Evans was the best wide receiver, he runs routes like a golden retriever."

"Aaron Schobel doesn't get recognition (editors note: so true; since 2001 he ranks second in total sacks, behind only Jason Taylor), when the ball is snapped he turns on his ignition."

A big tune if there ever was one. 

You know, I wonder how that dude might celebrate when the Bills, one day, do win the Super Bowl. (Yes, it is going to happen.) Would he riot in the streets? Would he break down and sob uncontrollably? Would he write another song? 

For his sake, and for all of Buffalo, I hope it happens. That town has had to deal with more than its fair share of misery. It's no wonder I root for their football team.


Stan the Caddy said...

That's a good one. I like this one too.

Brings back good memories. Glad to see you're such a big Bills fan. I knew we had a deep connection, haha. So this is what it's like when doves cry, eh?

eyebleaf said...

Stan, our bond of rooting for the shittiest sports teams can never be broken. Ever.

And, yes, this is what it's like when doves cry.

For real, though, I can't get that fucking song out of my head...

"The Bills...DISAPPOINT ME!"

What a tune.

kushnir said...


go pats go

eyebleaf said...

Kush, why the Pats, bro?

kushnir said...

@ eyebleaf: If i could post pics, I'd show you the shrine in my basement dating back to the 70's.

also, i just have a deep hatred for the city of buffalo. such a shitty city.