March 14, 2009

T.O.'s a Buffalo Bill...

and Hitler isn't too pleased about it. (Hat tip: Stoeten at The Score.)

Signing Terrell Owens is worse than "wide right"? Fuck off. Wide right has its own God damn Wikipedia entry. Hitler's an idiot. 

Clearly, the Fuhrer and I don't see eye to eye on Owens. As a matter of fact, I'm going to come out on record and say that Hitler and I don't see eye to eye on a whole lot of things.

Anyway, huge move by the Bills. With it, they all but sold a group of 20 tickets to someone in Toronto, likely my brother, for a game at the Ralph next season. We were thinking of changing up the venue for our annual pilgrimage down south to an NFL game, Detroit perhaps, but now that T.O. is a member of the greatest organization in professional football, we're going back to Buffalo. And we can't wait.

Trent Edwards + Terrell Owens + Marshawn Lynch + Lee Evans = Playoffs!!!1


Like these clowns, who are clearly the biggest Buffalo Bills fans ever, and hopefully very, very drunk:

As you can see, there's not a whole lot to do in Buffalo. But, go Bills.


kushnir said...

i have bills seasons this year for some reason. i'm only keeping the pats game.

not 100% sure on this, but i think seats are 30 rows up on the goaline. not sure what end yet. 4 seats in a row. if anyone wants to go see barfalo and the t.o. show, let me know

dani said...

.... You're only going to a Pats game and you have season tickets?! *headdesk*

Eyebleaf! Those guys look like they are in a very large house. They can't even buy themselves fun. So sad.

That Hitler video was even featured on college humor...! I disagree with several things in that video except for the girl crying about being a Miami fan and getting popcorn ready. But it was still genius.

eyebleaf said...

Kush: You gotta support the Bills a bit more, man. Come on!

Dani: Those guys are pretty much retarded. And the Hitler videos surprisingly never get old.

kushnir said...

support barfalo? never. never. never

i can only go to that shitty city once a year, and its to watch my pats trounce the bills :)

and ya, jsut happend to run into seasons. first time i have them. i might keep a few more games, but still thought i'd offer

Stan the Caddy said...

how I have been waiting for this post. Beautifully done.